Bill O'Reilly says Sarah Palin is a pinhead! Oh no, he was talking about all the other mothers of pregnant teenage daughters. Karl Rove says Sarah Palin has no executive experience! Oh no, he was talking about Tim Kaine, the Democrat from Virginia. Dick Morris says Sarah Palin is hiding behind her apron strings! Oh no, he was talking about Hillary Clinton. Cindy McCain says the governors of Wisconsin, North Dakota, Montana, Ohio, Idaho, Washington, Maine, Minnesota, Michigan, New York, Texas, Arizona and California are all foreign policy experts! Oh no, she says Alaska's the only state with an international border. But you can count on this: Sarah Palin and her husband are radical extremists with ties to a secessionist group that hates the American government and curses the "damn flag"! And did you know... Evangelical Christians are offering to re-attach Joe Lieberman's foreskin as a gesture of thanks to the two-faced senator from Connecticut? Or that Stuart Shepard is representing Focus on the Family in their effort to sue God for raining on the wrong convention? Or that Alberto Gonzales is still hiding the truth in all the wrong places? Stay tuned to find out why the Bush Administration is turning over Iraq to find a billion dollars for Georgia, and get your sneak peek at the GOP's latest model of the the American Police State! All this and more...


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