Thanks to the heroic efforts of Republican Activists who dressed as a hooker and a pimp with a hidden video camera and then interviewed ACORN workers until they got the answers they needed for their expose, the United States Congress has voted to De-Fund ACORN! The De-Fund ACORN Act is groundbreaking for its re-writing of Article One of the Constitution, which prohibits any legislation that directly targets a single group or individual. Now, thanks to Republican Activists and Democrat Enablers who have shut down funding for ACORN to the tune of a whopping $5 million per year on ambiguous charges of fraud, the precedent-setting De-Fund ACORN Act has paved the way for the De-Funding of other fraudulent Government Contractors such as: Lockheed Martin, which as been charged in eleven separate fraud cases totaling $68.5 million! And Northrop-Grumman, which has committed fraud on nine known occasions to the tune of over $500 million. Blackwater XE is also coming down thanks to the charges of murder that have been brought against five of its employees in Iraq! And KBR is shutting its doors after being charged with the wrongful deaths of sixteen American soldiers who were electrocuted in the shoddy living quarters that it constructed on Government Contracts! And best of all, thanks to Republican Activists and the De-Fund ACORN Act, Armor Group, a division of Wackenhut, which just got a $200 million contract from the Government, is being De-Funded since it came to light that its members were involved in soliciting prostitutes in Afghanistan! Oh, and Dyncorp has to return the $915 million it got from the State Department and the $230 million it got from the Air Force after Congress remembered the Bosnian Sex Slave Ring with Forced Child Prostitution that contractor was involved in a few years back. The De-Fund ACORN Act is finally bringing Government Contractors to account for their evil deeds!